Thursday, January 26, 2012

Listen Up Fools !

We animals don’t like it when people don’t listen to the rules the owners come up with. They think they will get away with it and don’t get caught doing it and won’t annoy us. Or your gonna regret it if you choose not to listen.
 
Don’t throw food into our homes. We have our own food and we don’t need your stupid food. We have a healthy diet and want to keep it like that. Keep your unhealthy food to yourself. We don’t need to eat that, try eating healthy. I’ll throw you some sticks out of the cage if you want.I like them very much and im sure you would too. We like bamboo better than those fatting foods you always eat.
 
 
 
We don’t like it when you take pictures every time we do something you find "fascinating", well we call it making us see white lights every time we blind. Why don’t you go buy photo’s that are a lot better than the ones you take. We don’t like our pictures being done by a bunch of amateurs. Who don’t know how to take the good side of me with the perfect spots.

 
We don’t like it when you try to sound like us. You don’t even sound close to what we sound like. You sound like an elephant who didn’t get lunch. You can’t make noises, why don’t you give it up already. Save it for home time where we can’t hear you making these’s crazy noises. Why don’t you stick with your own voices instead of trying to be something your not. Plus you can’t make my sound since I barely talk unlike the other animals. By the way they are telling you to stop since you don’t understand.
 
 
Don’t throw your stupid human trash every where you go and when no ones looking. You make it look like a dump. Also you will stink up the beautiful place that the workers try hard to keep clean for everyone to enjoy. Trash goes into those special buckets you humans call "garbage cans" and im pretty sure the ground is not called that. What did the ground ever do to you, nothing that’s right ! The ground let you walk all over it everyday and you atleast should try to pick up your waste. Our habitat looks better when its clean.

Don’t put your arms or hands inside the enclosure. We will bite and you won’t get warned. You are like trespassing in our homes. Im pretty sure you wouldn’t like it if we came
won’t like it when im finished. It won’t be like it was when I first came to it. Mom is gonna be the worst person you would ever see like that.
 
So you humans gonna listen now ! Im pretty sure if you humans were us you wouldn’t want us t do the things you people do everyday. Pretend your in my paws and see how we feel. Trust me your not gonna like it when you see what happens to us everyday. Specially when you don’t want it to happen but it will. And you can’t stop it !
 
 
Sincerely,
The big panda’s who like it quiet and green !




                                                

              

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